【隔墙有耳】什琴斯尼毛遂自荐,尝试加盟利物浦...

2018-06-20

世界杯第六个比赛日战罢,红点套餐、弃门出击、东道主坚挺,昨夜的比赛依旧是槽点满满。

认得全吗?日本2-1十人哥伦比亚

@Whitewillow64:I can't believe Japan is ahead of a Colombia with James Rodriguez and Falcao. Japan recently fired their coach and were not expected to win this game.

难以置信,日本能够领先拥有J罗和法尔考的哥伦比亚!

日本刚刚才炒了主帅,他们自己也没预想能赢吧。

@angry_rantman:If you participate in betting this world cup, you will go bankrupt faster than Vijay mallya....!!!!

如果这届世界杯你买球了,那你肯定破产的比贾布斯还快!!!

@SHOOTEr_mcgavn2:Me begging myself not to bet on Brazil after losing 2k to Germany

我告诉自己,买德国输了两千可千万别碰巴西了!

自己求自己:别买热门了...

@Iam_Temitorpe:Different people came to the World Cup for different reasons. Some

To be the best player - C.Ronaldo

To Score the first goal - Yuri Gazinskiy

To Miss Penalty - Messi

First Red Card - Carlos Sánchez

To show fashionable Jersey - Nigeria

This Life Nawa

每个球员都带着不同的使命来到世界杯

有些人是为了成为最佳,比如C罗

有些人是为了打入首粒进球,比如加津斯基

有些人是为了罚失点球,比如梅西

有些人是为了首张红牌,比如C.桑切斯

还有些人就为了展示自己的时尚球衣,比如尼日利亚

呵,人生

卡洛斯桑切斯的红牌

一段往事:94年世界杯哥伦比亚埃斯科巴(图左)打入一粒乌龙球,球队小组出局回国后,埃斯科巴被枪杀

@GarethRoberts3:Carlos Sanchez walks reluctantly off the pitch with the ghost of Andres Escobar silently walking behind him...

卡洛斯-桑切斯很不情愿的走出球场,埃斯科巴的影子无言的跟着他...

@chrislen123:Carlos Sanchez walks off the pitch and straight in to witness protection

卡洛斯-桑切斯一下场就径直进入“证人保护”模式

@Adamant_Mod:Always said Fabianski was better! #Szczesny #POLSEN

我一直说的,法比安斯基比什琴斯尼强啊!

@GrahamRoberts4:Great decision by that ex arsenal numpty szczesny running out of goal and missing it . Let’s all spurs fans celebrate

前阿森纳二货门将什琴斯尼的聪明决定,弃门出击然后碰不到球。

热刺球迷可以欢呼了

@iamscholes:Szczesny's trying to get a move to Liverpool.

什琴斯尼毛遂自荐,尝试加盟利物浦...

冒险启程!据前方报道,这是什琴斯尼弃门出击时的心里独白...

@NutmegRadio:The one benefit of being an Arsenal fan is that I can spell Szczesny incredibly quickly.

阿森纳球迷的一大好处就是,能迅速把Szczesny(什琴斯尼英文名)拼写出来

@FunnyGooner:Szczesny having a disasterclass just when Pornstien confirms Leno signing to heighten Arsenal fans joys. True fan.

这边莱诺刚刚官宣,什琴斯尼来这么一超级失误。

就为了让枪手球迷喜上加喜?他才是真·枪手

@FunnyGooner:That’s the Szczesny we love and sold

这就是我们爱的、然后被卖的那个什琴斯尼

@OlivierKGooner:Szczesny messed that up because he saw a Birmingham city player come on it have him flashbacks of 2011

也许什琴斯尼看到对面的伯明翰球员,一下子闪回到2011年的联赛杯决赛...

2011联赛杯决赛,什琴斯尼&科斯切尔尼失误导致枪手被伯明翰绝杀。巧合的是,波兰本场对手塞内加尔阵中也有伯明翰球员。

@chicagospurs:Seeing Szczesny in despair will always put a smile on my face. Go on Senegal!

什琴斯尼的绝望总会让我发笑。加油塞内加尔!

@FootballBurp:Putin visits the VAR control centre

以下是普京总统参观VAR控制中心的场景

@TheSportsman:When you realise Russia have scored the same amount of goals in two games that Spain managed when they won the whole thing in 2010...

两场世界杯进8球什么概念?

2010年西班牙夺冠,他们整届比赛才打入8球

@luciaralepobe:The Russians are definitely on something, they should all be tested right after the match.

俄罗斯球员绝对嗑药了,赛后全队都该好好检查检查

@graphicalcomicSalah carrying the hopes & expectations of entire Nation...

萨拉赫背负全埃及的期望↓↓↓

@LFCConnecticut:Watching Egypt NOT pass the ball to Mo Salah is just baffling. Can’t imagine Portugal not passing to Ronaldo.

真的气馁,队友不传球给萨拉赫。你能想象葡萄牙不把球给C罗吗?